Alison in Wonderland, Observant, Maastricht
You know that moment when you write an important email to a bunch of important professors, and instead of ‘Regards’ you end it with ‘Retards’? And then, not realising it, you press send? And then, precisely because of the fact that you are an über pedant, you look in the sent box to make sure it sent right, and on a whim you open the message to re-read what you wrote, only then to discover what you’ve done? And so you madly hit ‘Recall’, but the recall fails, and you’re left with the cold, sinking realisation that you’ve just called 18 professors retards? No? Lucky you.